9 definitions by NH3
Phrase used to annoy someone. Not meant as a slur on homosexuals, just as a way to irritate your friends. Most effective if 'queer' is said quietly, so only the victim can hear it, and even if (s)he does, (s)he's not entirely sure you did as it is so out of context.
Laura: Are we going to Thorpe Park this weekend?
Daisy: Alright... queer.
Laura: What did you just call me?
Daisy: Nothing, nothing, not a thing... queer.
Laura: You are so annoying sometimes.
Daisy: What have I done??
Laura: Oh I thought you were calling me 'queer' after everything you said, sorry.
Daisy: That's OK, I guess I can forgive you... queer.
Daisy: Alright... queer.
Laura: What did you just call me?
Daisy: Nothing, nothing, not a thing... queer.
Laura: You are so annoying sometimes.
Daisy: What have I done??
Laura: Oh I thought you were calling me 'queer' after everything you said, sorry.
Daisy: That's OK, I guess I can forgive you... queer.
by NH3 March 4, 2008
Question asked by nervous males in the presence of a girl they really like, regardless of whether she is a slut or not. Commonly said at lightning speed and often in a very quiet voice. Success rate of around 2 in 3, as many girls take pity on his nervousness and foolishly say yes when they don't mean it, which usually leads to heartbreak on the male's part when she sleeps with someone else the week later.
by NH3 February 19, 2008
Laura: I love chemistry lessons.
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!
by NH3 February 10, 2008
Main character in the Chlombie the Zombie Adventures.
She is a lovable zombie who explores Spain, the Spanish language and Spanish culture in a fun, educational way for British teenagers approaching their A-Level qualifications.
She is a lovable zombie who explores Spain, the Spanish language and Spanish culture in a fun, educational way for British teenagers approaching their A-Level qualifications.
Sophie: Did you watch Chlombie the Zombie last night? She explained how the subjunctive tense works, I think I finally understand it.
Daisy: Yeah, she's awesome.
Daisy: Yeah, she's awesome.
by NH3 October 28, 2008
Particularly useful piece of English punctuation for making yourself look stupid. You can do this in three main ways:
1. Putting an apostrophe in when it's completely unnecessary.
2. Leaving it out when it's needed.
3. Putting it in the wrong place.
1. Putting an apostrophe in when it's completely unnecessary.
2. Leaving it out when it's needed.
3. Putting it in the wrong place.
1. My parent's have taken control of my life.
2. Mat was Daisys hero, til he started ignoring her.
3. I do'nt know how to use an apostrophe.
2. Mat was Daisys hero, til he started ignoring her.
3. I do'nt know how to use an apostrophe.
by NH3 November 18, 2007
An acronym meaning What Would Oscar (Wilde) Do. It is an enhancement of WWJD, used to make difficult descisions.
Daisy: Where are we sleeping on Saturday night?
Laura: I don't know.
Daisy: Well, WWOD?
Laura *after fumbling through her pocket-sized Oscar Wilde quotations book*: We are going to be in the gutter, looking at the stars...
Laura: I don't know.
Daisy: Well, WWOD?
Laura *after fumbling through her pocket-sized Oscar Wilde quotations book*: We are going to be in the gutter, looking at the stars...
by NH3 February 25, 2008