A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
by DameonDice April 15, 2012
When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
by NIS May 8, 2013
The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 26, 2023
Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024
by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024