Sri Lankan 

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper

“There’s no bog roll”
“Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”

Sri Lankan by joeynned June 8, 2019

sri lankan 

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad

sri lankan by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Lankan Slut 

a lankan girl who is a slut ; commonly found in canada ( sri lankan tamil girls who are sluts becuz they dont have boyfreinds)

Boy1: OmG look at that lankan slut..wtf is wrong wit these girls?
Boy2: They think they're pretty.
Boy1: Ya pretty ugly man sri lankans shouldnt be wearin shit like that

Lankan Slut by Josoooo October 18, 2008

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

Sri Lankan Steamer by One Two February 6, 2008

Sri lankan peacock 

When a woman is blowing a guy and sticks a feather into his dick and he screams like a peacock

Brad got a Sri lankan peacock form this girl in whistler and hasnt walked right since.

Sri lankan peacock by riley1989 February 12, 2021

Sri Lankan filth stick 

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."

Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."

Sri Lankan filth stick by Chandra's father February 25, 2005

Sri Lankan Hot Dog 

When you are performing anal sex and you pull out with rancid diarrhea on your cock and you proceed to insert it into a persons mouth.

Trixie was so excited to get a Sri Lankan Hot Dog for Christmas this year!

Sri Lankan Hot Dog by Matt Spratt July 4, 2009