The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.
Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

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Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon
by Joe Gadow January 13, 2006
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A get-paid-to (GPT) website that sends you free prizes and cash by having you fill out offers and surveys.

www.gaminglagoon.com/main_homepage
Gamer 1: "I just got free Xbox live points without paying a dime!"

Gamer 2: "I just got my free 8 gb flash drive in the mail today!"

Gamer 1 and 2 in unison: "ROCK ON, GAMING LAGOON!"
by KawaiiDesuu July 24, 2009
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When your belly button is full of cum
I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.
by Ashtray4 August 20, 2015
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The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 22, 2007
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1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.
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I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

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- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.
by Gavin July 2, 2004
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A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."
by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009
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