Krumping

The most undignified, retarded form of 'dancing' that exists. Resembles the 'krumper' possibly being electrocuted, convulsing like an epileptic or just looking like a complete twat.
Krumping: Wear some over-sized clothes, crap jewellery and try and act like the biggest fuckwit imaginable, and you are on the krump bandwagon.
by Your common sense. December 31, 2008
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Krump

A common word used by Ernies (Members of the website ernest-chan.webs.com) and Youtube Poop writers.

The word Krump is used to describe anyone who does not agree with "The Que of Life" that Ernest Chan members live by.
It is used by the Ernies as a pronoun, adjective, and verb depending on the situation set in the Ern story that the Ernie writes.

In Youtube Poop, Krump is used as a synonym for "Rape" as seen in "How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukkah".
Ernest Chan:

"One day krumpy mother makes a disgusting casserole."

"Walking is for krumps, so he -steals- borrows an electric cart from walmart."
"Vincent krumps around Ernest's house."

Youtube Poop

"And when the child was in bed, he krumped the child." - How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukka
by /Mod February 23, 2014
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krumping

1. Dancing like a fucking retard while having a live electric cable shoved up your ass.
2. A bizarre and painful form of dancing where a mental patient shakes his/her body violently after being lobotomized.
"That muthafucka be doing some mad crazy krumping while he out there holding that wire hanger in the middle of that heavy electrical storm."
by Hammerstrike July 10, 2005
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krump

A type of dance pioneered and invented by the Cartoonz Family. You have to feel the music within you and it involves fast, seizure-like dancing resembling much like a African Tribe's war dance. It is NOT to be confused with clown dancing because they do not paint their face and have no lower body movement like clown dancers.
by bangz August 14, 2004
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krumping

the act of masturbating into a public urinal
wait, wasn't jacob just krumping? wtf!
by cederic the carrot April 29, 2012
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krump

1)not right; annoying
2) expressing unpleasant emotions
1)That Chemistry exam was krump.

2) I am feeling krump, because of what happened yesterday.
by hastemakeswaste123 May 13, 2011
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krumping

Rapidly shaking your booty while dressed like a clown.
The dancers in the video Hey Mama are krumping so hard they look like their asses might fly off.
by Yipching June 20, 2004
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