kms also stands for katching my sleep
person: ugh im so tired
maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
person: ugh im so tired
maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
by johnnytest2292 March 2, 2021
Friend 1: I reported someone for having a knife and now his friend wants me dead!
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms
by Narcissistic_Hannibal March 15, 2016
Use in a joking manner as kill my self you mainly see it over text when someone has messed up or said something wrong
by Phancan April 21, 2017
Engineering acronym for "kilometers per second".
Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.
Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".
Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.
Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".
Joel: I have to pay for hall, I am gonna kms
Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected
Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected
by QueerKutta May 14, 2020
by Sexy poopie stinky fart April 2, 2016
KM is a post-nominal used by Knights of Malta. Individuals with this title have been knighted, thereby holding membership in the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, the world's oldest surviving chivalric order.
Wow! The new physician's office is owned by Robert O’Connell, MD, KM. He's a Doctor of Medicine and Knight of Malta!
by ModernAristocrat November 19, 2017
A feeling an individual receives or has the urge to die, but die humanly/ plainlessly. Usually when facing something they cannot deal with such as sheer stupidity of people or an exam( that they have no idea what their doing), etc..
*Scenario*
A: Hello there classmate. How are you?
B:I am feeling swell.
A:You do know we have a chinese oral tomorrow and we cant bring in a script unless it is in chinese characters only.
B:KMS
*end credits*
A: Hello there classmate. How are you?
B:I am feeling swell.
A:You do know we have a chinese oral tomorrow and we cant bring in a script unless it is in chinese characters only.
B:KMS
*end credits*
by Quasaring June 6, 2016