sexy rock hard dick and single and ready to mingle looking for some fun but he is christan so he cant it yet
by osaruese February 23, 2021
Get the joelmug. probably has a crush on the most popular girl in school then decides to have a crush on a non popular girl
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by bills confindentio0l November 04, 2019
Get the joelmug. 1. a private part of the body which is usually hidden from the general public which cannot be reached
2. when seen usual causes embarrassment
originates from
Jolts On Erecting Limbs
2. when seen usual causes embarrassment
originates from
Jolts On Erecting Limbs
by honeyfactory June 23, 2009
Get the joelmug. to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)
i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet
i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back
when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled
getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)
not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka
i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back
when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled
getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)
not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka
by joel's fan club May 29, 2009
Get the joelmug. On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
Get the Joeledmug. An amazing human who is very kind and handsome, he is there when you need him and he is very layed back, you can count on him to keep promises and when your down he can make you smile, he can be quite annoying sometimes but his humor and love can make up for it, he’s loyal and he believes that personality is what makes a person truly beautiful, he’s quite and shy at first but once you get to know him you learn that he is quite funny, oblivious, and he is quite dumb at times. Over all he is a good person to have in your life and if you catch a Joel keep him Bc if you don’t you will never meet anyone like him.
by I’ll slap the mc-shit outta yo November 09, 2019
Get the Joelmug. by andergriff January 01, 2015
Get the Joeledmug.