Jism 

Jism - to accidentally irritate spouse, usually via aural sensation

I was trying to have a work call but all I could hear was the titanic theme being yodelled. Too much Jism to work properly

Jism by JayOvertron July 20, 2023

jism 

The hindi word for "body"

"I would lurrrve to have your jism tonight!"

jism by Craig_H September 14, 2006

Jism 

The white liquid that leaves a boy/man/she-man's penis after achieving orgasm or witnessing the 60-year-old neighbour bend over in hot pants

Did you see all that jism along with bunched up toilet paper in his bed sheets?

Jism by Sara Foo July 15, 2006

jism 

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off

hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser

jism by Jackroll April 22, 2006

Jism 

The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.

"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."

A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."

Jism by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020

jism 

having a small orgasm

dude i just looked at that girl and had a jism she was so damn fine

jism by steve johnsonsonsons April 18, 2006

jism 

a term used to somone that is jerking of in a pubic area

dom is a jism
he jisms went he thinks of sabrina

jism by crapmuncher October 1, 2005