Janice is a girl who's boyfriend knows that he is loved and he knows how much. He never has to wonder or doubt. She is full of love and affection. He never feels lonely, because he knows she is there for him, and he knows his worth because she helps him to see it. Her boyfriend is never one-sided about things, though. He gives her attention and always let's her know that she is loved. He never ignores her or acts like he doesn't care. He gives her plenty of affection, and in return, Janice gives him all the affection he could want.
Moral of the story: if you want her affection, don't ignore her, don't tell her to leave you alone, or reject her in every way you can. Don't talk about other girls. Don't play games with her or try to manipulate her. Please, just treat Janice kindly. Even if you don't like her.
by Nobody'sFool October 2, 2021
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Janice is a person who is not usually what people assume her to be. No one really knows anything about her, but they all assume they do. She is an open book to anyone who would want to get to know her, but no one wants to. They would rather just assume and make snap judgements. You have to go deep to get to know her, though. She isn't someone you can get to know by looking at the surface. Or by trying to "talk" to her indirectly.
If you reject her, you just lost your one and only chance, so I hope you were completely confident about what you were doing. She hates when people are unloyal and don't keep their promises, so don't ever waste her time or tell her bullshit. If anyone ever tried to again, she probably wouldn't trust it anyway. Don't be someone who easily just "moves on from liking her." She isn't a phase in your life. Janice.
by Nobody'sFool September 4, 2021
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Somebody who partakes in the joy of burping, and does so with great aptitude. Be prepared to be all amazement at the quantity and volume that comes from so diminutive a person.
"Oh my goodness, did you hear that burp? There must be a Janice somewhere!!"
by Nickers1 October 29, 2011
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The practice of regarding all objects and entities as attractive male species
I think she is a passionate follower of Janiceism. When someone mentions anything, she immediately thinks it as an attractive male who she wants to hang out with.
by t1bumppack August 1, 2016
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A person so evil Satin said nah and kicked her out of hell.

Teaches English
Person 1: Your mum
Person 2: Bro don't be a Janice
by Seb's mum March 7, 2023
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When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice
Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!
by Karlabrit September 22, 2021
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To get obliterated early on in the night off of 151 Rum and document the entire process by taking photographs all night. Moreover, getting janiced usually involves losing your important belongings, sometimes assuming that others have stolen them.
Are we getting janiced tonight, or do you want to take it easy?

Please don't get so janiced tonight that you put your purse in the mailbox and accuse everyone of stealing it, okay?

Looks like I got pretty janiced from the 140 pictures I took of last night's party.
by leenydock October 14, 2011
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