I wouldn't take her to a dogfight

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public

Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"

by Ocho-sinco November 21, 2016

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.

(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

by s_N_double_O_P May 30, 2005

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

a declaration of true love

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

by redshank January 27, 2008

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 22, 2007

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 9, 2007