by Skillage09 October 18, 2010
The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011
Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
by G-manicus September 15, 2010
by parsley mouth November 22, 2011
Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)
Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!
Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!
Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!
by neochronomo March 4, 2011
Sucking on a man's nuts while humming school fight songs; the melody is the most pleasureable but try other parts for different results!
"Dude, that West Virginia humdinger I got the other night was so awesome...she kept humming the piccolo part from Mountain Dew.
by "failcakes" January 19, 2010