hoser

"Hoser" Shortened version of "Hose Head"
A term used to refer to simple minded people that siphon gas from other peoples cars using a hose. The gas money saved can then be used to buy more beer and back-bacon as well as fuel for the Coleman Stove.
Also used as a derogatory remark when refering to an idiot.
Made popular by SCTV's Bob and Doug Mackenzie on the Great White North show.

Take off you Hoser! Get me another beer eh!

by Bazm February 16, 2006

Hoser

The term hoser comes from the pre-zamboni days when the losing had to hose down the ice at the end of the night.

"Ya friggin hoser!"

by SeanC_Eh January 17, 2014

hoser

A truely Canadian way to poke of people (or yourself) when one has drunk too much beer.

"You hoser.... I love you too". (while swinging around your bottle of Molson Canadian).

by Nightdove July 1, 2004

hoser

A firefighter who has the primary job of using a hose to douse a fire.

The house had just started on fire, but the hoser used his skill to quickly extinguish the blaze.

by firefighter rick April 2, 2017

hoser

A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

Take off eh, ya hoser.

by TappaKegga January 22, 2006

Hoser

A derogatory term for fireman

Fireman: sorry we couldn't get there in time
Guy: My house burned down ya hoser

by spiffypete January 30, 2015

hoser

An insult meaning douchebag (aka hosebag) shortened to hoser.

Get away from me you hoser.

by Frank Vale July 21, 2005