psycho hosebeast

the biggest whore of all

a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna

madonna is a psycho hosebeast

psycho hosebeast by full body condom and fast sneakers December 9, 2003

NBA Hypebeast 

These people don't have any knowledge on the league, & goes with whatever the media says.These are the "fans" that don't watch the regular season, but when it comes to the Playoffs, they act like they watched the entire season.

Me: Who do you like better Kobe or LeBron ?
NBA Hypebeast: The Black Mamba, he got more rings!
Me: Aight, Bill Russell or Michael Jordan then?
NBA Hypebeast: Who's Bill Russell !?
Me: -.- Your dismissed kid !

NBA Hypebeast by @newdegelo February 24, 2013

hikebeast

Hugh Cashmir

Me: "did you see that hikebeast run up the mountain?!"

Friend: "yeah, he's almost as much of a hikebeast as Hugh"

hikebeast by Hikebeast May 3, 2017

hypebeast 

Someone who loves trends, especially the ones on shoes and clothing. You can spot hypebeasts wearing Supreme/Thrasher shirts, Yeezy’s, etc. They are more likely to be fuckboys.

Person 1 : “Look at him, he’s head to toe with Gucci. Must be a hardcore hypebeast.”

hypebeast by mikey999 June 29, 2018

hypebeast killer 

An individual who attempts to offset trends by behaving in an opposite manner.

I wear Target brand shoes because I am an hypebeast killer.

hypebeast killer by donnerstagd January 2, 2017

hoseteaser 

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.

see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

hobeast 

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005