honk

the honk was created in 1997 by a young man called richard dugmore but was raised to another level by the king of honk robert martin who has stayed loyal to the honk since the early days.

acting silly and doing lots of funny things like going on a bus with nothing but a pair of grundles on that would be a classic honk.

by robert martin December 28, 2005

honk

What Nicole Kidman does when she laughs.

I just honked while I was being interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres and it was so embarassing!!

by SophisticatedVanny September 03, 2005

honk

Euphimism for passing gas, i.e. farting.

Good God man, who honked? It's really stinking up the joint.

by Agent Jane December 28, 2003

honk

A term used to describe a mullet sporting, flannel shirt wearing, bearded lesbian that frequents message boards and posts as a man.

Honk will quickly become the most hated member of any message board and is usually banned for life.

Ever since Honk was fired from Sonic she stays on this damn message board.

by I kill you. I kill you I shit in your mouth. April 04, 2008

honk

A dumb ass mothafucker. Or when something is very bad or poor

You fuckin´ HONK. I hate your friend, he´s a fuckin´ HONK

by Christian Holmqvist March 31, 2005

honk

Things that are full of nonsense or untrue and quite often of bad quality.

"Ah, the film's shite, it's a load o' honk man."

by Ross King July 25, 2006

honk

An adjective describing something boring that is caucasian in nature, or made to be boring by caucasians.

I don't like this neighborhood anymore. It became too honk after all these white people moved in.

by scemmer May 18, 2005