by Poseidann July 9, 2014
"I had to drive mom to the dentist in my vehicle this morning. Thank God Luke installed those bitch hoists.
by the wetspot September 17, 2017
I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.
Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?
Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!
Brad: Yay Cock hoists!
Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!
Brad: Yay Cock hoists!
by Dnaught14 February 6, 2010
A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.
A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"
by The Ghost of Thom Joade November 11, 2015
A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.
Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.
by Red March 29, 2005
by Ze Nahrynnz March 22, 2014
by Incubus1 January 21, 2007