Harry potter 

THE BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER!!!.........

Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies!!)

The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse

Harry potter by Laurren May 13, 2005

Harry Potter 

Harry Potter is the best book series you can ever read. Some people say the movies ruin it but I think the movies make it a lot better but I suggest you read the books first it makes more sense if you do. Others think it’s just meant for kids. Those people are FUCKING IDIOTS. I admit the first couple of books might seem just fun and light hearted but rust me the amount of foreshadowing in it is unreal. Harry Potter is a book series you should definitely read. I envy you because you still have the joy of reading the series.

Bitch ass hoe: yo Harry Potter sucks and is for kids
God of all humanity: you’re a fucking idiot go die Harry Potter is the bes

Harry Potter by Ur mommy69 January 1, 2019

harry potter 

a highly overrated book about kid who realises he is a wizard and goes off to a boarding school called Hogwarts.He has two best friends called Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.He also has an owl called Hedwig. i've read 5 of the books and honestly don't see what all the fuss is about.

'oMgZZZZ the new HArry P0tter b00k c0mes 0ut s00n,i'm g0nna wait in the rain 0vernight s0 that i can get the first c0py LOL!!!1!!!!1one!!1!1!111!'
'why not just go tomorrow,it's still gonna be on sale..'
'STFU!!11!1!!I l0ve HArry POtter!!1!1!1!!one11!'
me:*bangs head against table*

harry potter by laylaMUFFIN September 11, 2007

Harry Potter 

v. transitive, to stab another in the dick with a broom

Ron's unwelcome advances (and his outrageous priapism) were deflated with a decisive Harry Potter when Hermione finally lost her patience.

Harry Potter by SmoovB April 18, 2007

Harry Potter 

The Harry Potter is a sexual move that occurs when there are two partners participating in anal sex, and the "giving" partner pulls out but continues the anal penetration with his finger now acting as the penis unknowingly to the "receiving" partner. The "giving" partner then will fake ejaculation by spitting on the "receiving" partners back. Since the "receiving" partner assumes that the sexual activity has ceased, she/he turns around to face the "giving" partner as is typical after any sexual activity. The "giving" partner will then scream "avada kadavra", and while holding his penis like a wand he will ejaculate on the "receiving" partners face followed by taking the hand used for penetration and drawing the iconic lightning bolt scar on the "receiving" partners forehead with the feces extracted from the receiving partners anus.

Yo man I totally Harry Pottered this witch last night, and lets just say it was magical

Harry Potter by jOMMY10241 April 5, 2011

harry potter 

some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.

hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!

harry potter by .:D-J:. May 12, 2007

Harry Potter 

The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all

Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter

Harry Potter by HarryPotter#1Fan February 5, 2019