Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

Mule Harness by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

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neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

neuter harness by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019

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Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.

I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?

Face Harness by CHINDOR December 16, 2007

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Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

Whale Harness by Francostein June 10, 2009

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ICEBERG HARNESS

What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)

the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!

ICEBERG HARNESS by shinkako December 15, 2010

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dog harness

A loop of leather or metal that is designed to fit around a mans penis and draw it under and back behind the legs to reduce the genital profile while wearing tight clothing.

This dog harness is pretty uncomfortable.

dog harness by Kalenth777 May 30, 2014

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Josie Harness

Someone Who Pours Glue On kids and likes to get in trouble on the bus by throwing paper. (Also A Visco Girl) SKsKsKsksk

JOsie HaRneSS StoP PouRing GluE All OvER That thot.

Josie Harness by MemeMachine69420 January 2, 2020

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