James Duncan Halpert 

The best character on office and a part of the best couple to ever exist pb and j!
Also the biggest part of my life that brings me so much joy and happiness and laughter and just peace that I can never ever be thankful enough for this wonderful and amazing person and all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things they do.

James Duncan Halpert is that cute boy with the messy hair.

James Duncan Halpert by Chotti June 11, 2021

Jim Halpert 

Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).

On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.

Jim Halpert by crazylazymonkey June 8, 2010

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

Mr. Halpern by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

helperton 

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

helperton by boyziggy June 25, 2017

Hilpert 

A name of a co-worker. Every co-worker has to say it the whole day.

Worker1: "Eh! Hilpert"
Worker2: "Hilpert!"
Hilpert: "eh"

Hilpert by MarcelD. December 1, 2021

William Halpern 

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.

"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."

William Halpern by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Halpern 

A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.

Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"

Halpern by Bluntsnakes December 30, 2010