Person 1: Did you see matthew gray gubler new movie?
Person 2: No I didn’t because his movies are trash besides Alvin and the chipmunks
Person 2: No I didn’t because his movies are trash besides Alvin and the chipmunks
by jhope luvr August 30, 2021
by fishstake August 9, 2018
“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”
by Wormman March 24, 2021
A portly humanoid creature commonly found in a dank cave somewhere in utah. The gubler could have once been considered human, but is now deformed from practicing incest with its own younglings. Deformities include: too many teeth, chodes, webbed fingers and toes, front bums, etc. It’s hungry, but it’s lazy. Thus, it eats its own shit. Due to constantly feeding on its own feces, it’s considerably rank with funky ass teeth and shit. In the last few hundred years, the gubler has fucked its way back into modern society, lowering the average IQ of the general population and believing in fairytales and shit. They pose as humans, but spend enough time around one of these slimy bitches and before long you’ll realize, “oh shit, orcs are real?” In short, the gubler is a dumb, ugly bag of ass; a waste of time and space. They suck.
by GabbyJoe May 6, 2023
The love of Reilly Days life. He’s the sweetest and most precious human in this world. One of the most lovable people.
by Reilly Day November 18, 2020
matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
Matthew Gray Gubler is a hunk.
by absoluteindoubtt February 5, 2023