it don't really matter; its whatever
Person 1: I forgot you worked today
Person 2: Its all gravy train
by S.E.H. June 25, 2005
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it's an exclamation of joy or happiness when something good happens to you. when you get a girl. when you win a game. when you score a goal. when you get good grades. but the phrase only works if you're a patriots fan. because the ultimate way to use it is when the pats win!
"and the pats win."

"gravy train!"
by hider September 23, 2005
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A noun referring to a cult or a group of people that believe the same aspects on religion.
"im not riding your holy gravy train"
by Elena July 22, 2005
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Noun. A sexual practice common among Northern communities, whereby individuals gain extreme levels of erotic pleasure from the feeling of warm gravy being poured over their naked bodies. Originally devised by Lord Henry Bisto as a way of transporting gravy before the invention of the gravy boat, a gravy train is formed when three or more participants lie prostrate on an incline, usually head to toe up a terraced house staircase, feet facing towards the summit. Thick gravy, often fresh from the stove top, is then poured from the summit and allowed to flow across the naked torsos, faces and genitals of the participants, before settling in the mouth of the person at the base, commonly known as the 'bottom feeder'. Despite the practice being outlawed throughout much of the UK after the infamous Peter Kay incident of 2011, high-profile spokespeople including Curly Watts and Jonny Vegas continue to champion the rights of gravy trainers and regularly host illegal train rides.
'Fuckin'ell Sharon, next time wash your minge before you get on't gravy train!'
'Get the bisto out son, Nanna and Auntie Fran are coming round for a gravy train'.
by northernboyslovegravy December 5, 2014
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gravy train is and absolut stud bucket. he fucks hoes and milfs. he may have hiv but you cant even tell by all of the gonorrhea. he fucks milfs no stop tell the cum every where.in his mind if they dont cum before him he has failed life and will got off his on majic wand because the disappointment he feels.
hey gravy train stop fucking my mom she has cummed enough already.
by niggabeater696969 October 18, 2023
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When somebody shit their pants and it starts running down one of their legs.
Bro you got a gravy train running down you leg
by DrAwol January 28, 2022
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a sexual act in which one partner makes a trail of semen from the pubic area to the mouth of the other partner
"We rode that gravy train for 69 miles"
by Mr. Loysch December 22, 2008
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