the gongoozler is a creature that can typically be found in bodies of water. they try to attack you when you are in the waters at night.
the secret identity behind the gongoozler is a man known as ethan nestor.
ethan: watch out for the gongoozler
mark: what’s the gongoozler???
by Anonymous unnamed person October 12, 2020
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A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"
by Splarcie October 12, 2020
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A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.
"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."
by Anichka October 11, 2020
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A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.
"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"
by Gwiwer September 22, 2011
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The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.
Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R
by The Gongoozler's brother Dave October 11, 2020
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A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.
The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus
by Jayne Linde October 12, 2020
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Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)

The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.
The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.
by Crak Adickt October 11, 2020
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