Glonk

The sound a girl makes when a penis is rammed down her throat.

She was blowing me last night when I grabbed the back her head and shoved. She gagged like crazy and made a sound like, "Glonk! Glonk! Glonk!"

by Manbones June 8, 2010

Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 16, 2019

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021