GARF 

No specific meaning. It is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.

Dylan: Dude... Mass Effect 3!!

Kevin: I can't WAIT till that game comes out!!

Dylan: GARF

GARF by Captain DUCK October 7, 2011

garf 

an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.

Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.

garf by MattD99999 September 27, 2011

GARF 

Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.

"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."

GARF by sebes May 13, 2013

GARF 

FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES

OH WOW HES A TOTAL GARF

GARF by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019

garf 

Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!

Garf, what a fucking ledge

garf by Dan May 24, 2004

Garf 

A guy who works with clams.

A fish market is not complete without a "Garf".

Garf by desantism July 25, 2004

Garf 

a verb: to garf- when you have a REALLY bad episode of "catting" (aka calling, texting, esp when they dont respond)
derived from garfield- a whiny cat that wont leave you alone once you pay attention to it

"I'm garfing real bad right now"
"I just garfed."
"Garftacular"

Garf by Gator Nation January 18, 2009