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an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.
Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.
by MattD99999 September 27, 2011

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