funcking 

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

funcking by lancesthighs February 24, 2018

funsching 

verb: finding the cold spot on your pillow

I was funsching all night but couldn't get comfortable

funsching by LELLIAN November 25, 2010

fenching 

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.

Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.

fenching by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004

Frunching 

When individuals coordinate the preparation and delivery of one another's lunch. Can be as simple or as complex as participants agree to. Intended to inspire accountability, responsibility, community. Benefits may include experiencing gratitude, respect, trust, grace and the fostering or social interaction. Additional factors may impact health, budget and personal satisfaction as both a "provider" and a "recipient"

My frunching buddy is the best, we enjoy having our lunch made for one another then enjoying them together.

My kids have been frunching with friends and learning about responsibility, accountability and communication.

My wife and I find frunching a simple way to be part of each other's day knowing that lunch was made by someone who loves me

Frunching by Shmutz June 6, 2018

Elliott Finchington 

the incredibly funny little lad from thames dizzle that you gotta get to know. love him very a lot. cant get enough tbh. he wants to fuck anything in a commando suit and has an incredible knowledge of black language words. and Elliott Finch has a very good database of urban music and is just a g if you ask me.

woah your such an Elliott Finchington, you should be proud of yourself.

Elliott Finchington by elliebaaby. October 1, 2009

faunching

To be so angry as to make uncontrollable sounds likened to hyper-ventilating or grunting.

Alex was so furious at Julie, he was actually faunching!

faunching by Alex Alexander II June 4, 2007

Finching 

Mooching extremely hardcore, taking stuff without asking, not giving anything back in return, and thinking your way is always the right way because you assume you are better than everyone.

Person 1: Hey Sally charged $100 to your room service bill without even asking.

Person 2: What the fuck?! She hasn't even paid me to stay in my room!

Person 1: She has to stop finching it before i kick her ass.

Finching by Polish Twix Man March 22, 2010