Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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A counter-word to "shut up" or "shut the fuck up". But deep inside, you want the person to uninstall his/her intellect, if any.
Joe: Why don't you just shut up?!
Schmoe: And why don't you shut the fuck down?!
by xandman December 26, 2005
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1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.
1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.
by Mr. Handlebars January 11, 2013
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An alternative form to say "shut down". Especially, it can be used when shutting down the computer.
That's enough for surfing , I'm going bed.
"Shut the fuck down!!" (preferably with hardcore chorus vocals)
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"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.
Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"
by ListerineMachine January 22, 2013
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A derogative phrase use mainly to humiliate someone after having "pwned" them at any particular task.

Often joined with the phrase "Shut the Fuck Up" or abreviated to be "STFD, STFU"
*after finally killing the camping jerkoff on your favorite shooter video game* "Sit the fuck down, asshole."
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