1. A portmanteau of the words "fucking" and "ouch," indicating extreme pain. See also fugly.

2. A marsupial-like pouch, such as that of a kangaroo, on a frog.
Conjoined quadruplets? FOUCH!
by bgedwards October 17, 2007
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Combination of the words Fuck and Douche. Fouche. A word I just made up.
Watch out, my boss is such a "Fouche "
by ToolRulez March 20, 2009
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A very interesting person, that’s loves his friends. You can follow him on instagram. @fouchegrobbelaar.

Or Snapchat: fo.fosnaps
Do you know Fouche Grobbelaar?”

“No, who’s that?”
I don’t know either.”
by fouchegrobbelaar January 1, 2022
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an individual that acts like a douche bag, but only when it is Friday during fourth (last) block
Will was such a fouche bag when he stopped the entire Lit class to attempt jumping over a desk.
by Baby Faced Assasin April 13, 2010
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a secret way of saying fuck.

must be said in a weird foreign accent for full effect.

also, must be said atleast once when you're shopping for shower curtains and going cozmic bowling.
Lindsay- hey Neika let's go jam at Steph's house!

Neika- cool, grab your guitar.

Lindsay- oh, i forgot it.

Neika- FOUCHE AND DOUCHE.

when Neika takes a big shit she calls Lindsay for some inspiration. Lindsay says "fouche and douche i'm coming to hold your hand."
by lamo March 26, 2005
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A non virgin who masturbates to friends and is mostly blind.
Damn I feel sorry for that Fouche
by JohnnyWheeler September 10, 2017
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