forking

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair

When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.

by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005

forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003