A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.
Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*
by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009
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A picture like a selfie, except of your foot.
I like the footie you took at the beach - you really got to put your feet up.
by thoth July 16, 2015
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Short for footage. This can be any kind of footage such as video or audio.
"Hey man we gotta get some footie of you fucking that ho!"
by IceWarm June 17, 2004
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A person who likes to walk alot
jim says _hey where did Footie go?

matt says- I saw him walking towards town earlier

Jim- That guy sure walks alot !

Matt-Yep thats how he got the name
by troubledemon June 23, 2009
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Foot long hot dog. Usually having chili and cheese
I'm going to run to Sonic and grab a footie.
by Koojoegoodie February 1, 2008
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