A term referring to a person who eats ass, or another way of calling someone an ass-eater.
Yo, did you see that dude sending a video of him eating ass?
Yeah, he's such a keister-feaster!
by ReneSkunk777MC June 15, 2023
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A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself
Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?

Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours
by Foug April 27, 2003
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A person, usually a female, who considers herself deserving of only the finest things in life - especially in food and drink.
"Hey Jack - you still seeing that hot chick, Marcie?" asked William.
"Yeah - but I don't know how long my bank account can hold out. Last night, she ordered a $250 dollar a bottle wine and that was on top of the appetizer and filet mignon." replied Patrick.
"Uh-Oh - a fancy feaster, huh" said William.
by bingo lingo January 23, 2010
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Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.
Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.
by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020
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