Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009
When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status
"Lauren God he is such an asshole"
Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."
or
Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"
Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."
or
Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"
Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
by CHF924 April 29, 2009
Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)
by Jables21 March 9, 2010
Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.
Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."
by Dr. Douche March 7, 2012
Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today
Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!
Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!
by Facepimp October 4, 2011
"NO, rolling the dog over on his back to rub his belly is NOT some form of animal abuse, you silly FACEBITCH. "
by Jason Coolyard December 21, 2015
by elnguyen October 29, 2009