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ewokmyweewok 

Cool dude that questions your very existance
ewokmyweewok by MML August 10, 2004
An individual who surpasses all others on the internet. They demonstrate cool wit, superious intelect as above all loads of charm.
Look at that person. He is an Ewokie
(not to be confused with Ewok from Star Wars)
ewokie by ewokie January 7, 2004

split ewok 

a hairy punani, muff, or beaver
"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"
split ewok by glasrauch April 8, 2003

Come-to-Ewok moment 

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
Come-to-Ewok moment by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017
Star Wars. small furry beings that build tree houses and use primitive tools most of their species live on Endor
"Wicket C. Warret is the most famous Ewok"
Ewok by T-Bird June 23, 2004
A nickname for the vagina or anus that is hairy
Excuse me?But is your Ewok hole in a perfect circle?
Ewok Hole by JuliosBYUhaul August 6, 2009