by Toaster@meBRO September 09, 2019
Get the Depresso Espressomug. by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016
Get the espresso martinimug. by Emort Carg March 27, 2019
Get the Depresso Espressomug. An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.
"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
or
"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
or
"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
by rudy noodles August 31, 2011
Get the decaf espressomug. The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.
"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."
by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017
Get the Espresso Martinimug. A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 28, 2019
Get the Forest espressomug. by Webforce May 26, 2018
Get the Depresso Espressomug.