edward

An unfortunate hairstyle that, until close inspection, closely resembles a toupée.

Look at that edward, do you think that's his real hair, or is it a wig?

by zorc October 19, 2007

edward

edward is an extrimely ugly fuked up hermapradite who likes to take it up the ass from mahr who totaly loves it hard core and out of controle!!!

dude i totaly got edwarded just before

by goodsey0 August 17, 2009

edward

means His memes are whack

Edwards memes suck ass

by Lilcumstain1400 September 17, 2018

edward

an extremely emoic person that cock blocks and looks like a retard.

person 1: DUDE...did that guy just cockblock you?
person 2: Yeah...he just pulled an edward.

by beastylike April 09, 2010

Edward

Edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, & he makes a great boyfriend too.

Ed, Eddie , Eddie Bear, either way I love you ;) love tots

Get you an Edward

by yourtotslovesyou111017 November 12, 2017

The Edward

The act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. This works well especially at camps. Gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.

andy: Whose that fag with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: Hes doing The Edward
Andy: wtf thats soo stupid..... why are all those girls going up to him.............how can something that stupid be so genius?

by Andy (ur bday present eddy) August 15, 2010

Edwarded

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.

AKA: Rannefeld Glitter Bomb

You just got Edwarded!

by Zoey's Daddy March 07, 2011