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Shit Eating Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
Shit Eating Ass Goblin by Atromi March 11, 2009

the ceo of eating ass 

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!

sonic shit eating ass 

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off
"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.
I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.
ass eating season by duckytub October 24, 2017

ass eating awareness month 

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries
Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year
Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother