Dr. Pepper

An American soda, If I had to describe the taste, I believe I would say "rusty" , yes... A nice blend of carbonated tetanus

The rusty nail in a can...

by MulletMaster April 25, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Should be arrested.

I dont think Dr. Pepper is qualified to be a soft drink...

by Zero January 3, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

Dr. Pepper

The act of fucking a girl 23 different ways and then jizzing all over her face to get the true flavor.

Well I was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest Dr. Pepper I've ever had

by Geometric lover August 14, 2010

Dr. Pepper

Remember the old advert in space "repeat this is not a cola

Well there fucking wrong".

"Repeat this is not a cola"

"It aint a cola its a weak version of pepsi as there too cheap to afford new ideas for a new decent drink

by Marc_Uk May 26, 2004

Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

by Snake March 15, 2005

Dr. Pepper

The drink of the devil and all supporters.

Dr. Pepper contains 23 flavors. 2 divided by 3 equals .666.

by naughtynaughtyKOOL-AID April 28, 2007