A Channel that used to be a good network for Disney cartoons like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, The Proud Family, Dave the Barbarian, Buzz on Maggie, The Emperor's New School, American Drangon Jake Long and Lilo and Stitch.
But Now it's Channel full of reality sitcom crap like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life and Cory in the House.
The only good and animated show that comes on at an appropriate time on Disney is Phineas and Ferb. I'm not going to lie. It's an awesome show and it's funny and cute.
Disney Channel used to have so many cartoons for me and my kid cousins to watch together, but now those moronic executives think stuff like singing brats like Hannah and Jonas and Constant laugh tracks will be good.
It's not. I just wish it would show just go back into a toon network for sweet kids so it can be worth watching again. They don't need Playhouse Disney. It's for babies.
But Now it's Channel full of reality sitcom crap like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life and Cory in the House.
The only good and animated show that comes on at an appropriate time on Disney is Phineas and Ferb. I'm not going to lie. It's an awesome show and it's funny and cute.
Disney Channel used to have so many cartoons for me and my kid cousins to watch together, but now those moronic executives think stuff like singing brats like Hannah and Jonas and Constant laugh tracks will be good.
It's not. I just wish it would show just go back into a toon network for sweet kids so it can be worth watching again. They don't need Playhouse Disney. It's for babies.
Disney Channel news to get rid of all the reality sitcom crap and put the cartoons back. They can keep Phineas and Ferb.
by DisneyToonFan January 8, 2010
WTF happened?? Disney was supposed to be all about the classic cartoons, but now it's about... Preppy sluts and horrible pop music! What the hell???
I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my sister watches it all the time and idolizes any star that appears on the screen, including some such as Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Symone, Christy Carlson Romano, and lots of other preps whose pathetic excuses for "music" are no better than the shows they star in.
Disney is well known for using and reusing the same actors every time in new movies they come up with, which they do so almost every two months or so. This is called Disney Channel Star Syndrome, and the worst part is that at least one of the actors/actresses will sing the theme song for the movie, which is always gonna be another horrible pop song that no sane teenager in their right mind would want to hear for more than one second.
So, to sum it up, aside from the shows and movied aired on it, Disney Channel is the world's largest promoter of preppy pop music that's just annoying the hell out of me. Since when was being a prep cool anyway?
I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my sister watches it all the time and idolizes any star that appears on the screen, including some such as Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Symone, Christy Carlson Romano, and lots of other preps whose pathetic excuses for "music" are no better than the shows they star in.
Disney is well known for using and reusing the same actors every time in new movies they come up with, which they do so almost every two months or so. This is called Disney Channel Star Syndrome, and the worst part is that at least one of the actors/actresses will sing the theme song for the movie, which is always gonna be another horrible pop song that no sane teenager in their right mind would want to hear for more than one second.
So, to sum it up, aside from the shows and movied aired on it, Disney Channel is the world's largest promoter of preppy pop music that's just annoying the hell out of me. Since when was being a prep cool anyway?
Oh look, Disney Channel is making a new movie, and Hillary Duff's in it! Such a nice idea to use this actress after they've used her in at least 10 other shows. And look, she's gonna be singing the theme song, and it's a terrible pop song! COVER YOUR EARS!!!
by SomeBadJoke August 5, 2006
Whatever happened to Mickey and Goofy and donald and Minny and the other original characters of Disney. now all disney channel has are Faggits who dress like faggits and bitches who dress like hos. The only thing thats left of Mickey Mouse is the logo,but they'll probably get rid of that and replace it with a boner brother.
by MrBates August 25, 2010
When you don't care about talent anymore.
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Due to one of Urban Dictionary's rules, I have to post information about Disney Channel. Alright. For a proper definition of Disney Channel, see super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!
by Another Madman August 30, 2009
Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).
by omgitsarhino May 27, 2007
It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008
A channel with repetitive and corny shows with bad acting that is strangely addicting to those who grew up watching it.
Benoit knows Disney Channel is lame and stupid, but cannot help watching it when nothing else is on tv.
by katerinaosc March 28, 2009