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by Nataservant June 24, 2004
A metal band from Norway, started in 1993 by singer Shagrath, and bassist ICS Vortex. This band follows in the footsteps of Norwegian Black Metal band, Immortal, in the fact they paint their faces in corpse paint (KISS makeup) and Growl (singing buy using low, unharmonic vocals) They are well known through out the metal scene. They combine they growling from their vocals with symphony orchestras in their music, and from time to time, the bassist will sing with clean vocals, to create a unique sound, no other band can come close to. They have several albums spanning from "For All Tid" in 1993 to "In Sorte Diaboli" in 2007. The name of the band is Norwegian for Black Church, named after a lava flow in norway, that oddly created caverns, the biggest of these caverns, is named Kirkjan, the word for Cathedral.
by Jamee Crockett March 21, 2008
Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.
"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"
"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"
"I hate you!" *punch*
"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"
"I hate you!" *punch*
by Kevin the almighty March 25, 2005
When a woman puts demonic black and white makeup around her vagina. You can also create a Dimmu Burger by using said makeup to create an upside down cross where one end is at the end of the vagina and the other is at the bottom of the pooper or by making a devil star with the top two points on either side of your vagina, the side points on your thighs, and the bottom point on the bottom of your cornhole. Often the most popular is to create a demonic face on your vagina with the mouth being the vagina. It is recommended to powder the makeup so that it doesn't sweat off during intercourse.
"Dude I did it with that goth chick last night."
"Nice! How was it?"
"It was kind of awkward. We were going at it, and then I realized that she had a Dimmu Burger."
"Did she at least remember to powder it?"
"No, that was the awkward part, I'm used to fucking demon vaginas, but afterwards i had a ton of melted black and white makeup all over me."
"Nice! How was it?"
"It was kind of awkward. We were going at it, and then I realized that she had a Dimmu Burger."
"Did she at least remember to powder it?"
"No, that was the awkward part, I'm used to fucking demon vaginas, but afterwards i had a ton of melted black and white makeup all over me."
by BillyandBarry December 5, 2011
A shitty black metal band fron Norway. After hearing them, I wanted to repeatedly shoot myself in the face, just after gouging my eyes out and eating a tin can. There was no way they deserved a spot at Ozzfest 2004, but somehow they got there. They have one of the worst screamers I have ever heard. They blew dick at Ozzfest, and now I have no respect for black metal.
by GI Jew November 20, 2004