diddle

VERB: The act of not doing anything very productive...fucking around

All they did at the mall was diddle around

by flippytale January 16, 2004

diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

diddle

to fuck; to bugger

'damn, did you hear about frankie diddling that horse?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

diddle

a knob,aka your weiner, usually twiddled by a hoe

"YO JUST GOT HIS DIDDLE TWIDDLED!"
"My diddle is yearning for some twiddle"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

diddle

to slightly carress, but not as hard as to penetrate(enough to get some poop on your finger), one's own asshole or the asshole of another.

1.Michael and his life partner diddle one another.

2. Diddle me this, diddle me that.

3. she diddles him in his sleep.

4. my music teacher said if i dont learn how to play the diddle i will fail.

by alnball03 August 17, 2011

diddle

to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.

girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"

by girl7 December 30, 2006

diddle

to "diddle" is to form a gun with your gun, using your middle finger and pointer finger and being able to easily acces a hole, ususaly the vah j j, and or anus.one is diddled is a diddlee, and one who diddles is the diddler.one pleasure the opposion buy twisting the wrist and moving the pointer and middle finger back and forth in a quick motion. the oppostion becomes easily excited and arroused and begins to moan like a man fuckin a seegal. the hole beings to get bigger as proceeded. there are other types of diddle such as the "deep freeze"- ice is applied to diddle standard form, and instant peasure begins, or the trifecta diddle- using three fingers and insterting into hole and then with great intensity and anger exploding out like a trident.- all made by the great owners lord of the diddle, and co-founder diddletron

a quiet room is set with candles and a rich rape scent. the diddler chooses his choice of weapon, he proceedes with the standard form. the diddlee is in stand formation also known as the spread eagle. the diddler strikes the diddlee, leaving no mercy and a gapeing asshole...

by lord of the diddle April 05, 2009