a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010
A slang term used to represent the word douchebag. This term can also be used as a pronoun for example instead of saying Hunter one could say d-bag!
When a person is constantly acting like a total asshole that person is being a "d-bag". Take Hunter for example that kid is one total d-bag!
by Jacob Golfman Miller May 31, 2007
by HooZen October 8, 2006
"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."
by -Dylan- September 8, 2020
A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 4, 2012
by Tizzle Mizzle March 27, 2009
1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006