Custard

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.

by angastifolia June 22, 2011

Custard

Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time

That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard

by The J_J February 28, 2022

Custard

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

by Lisa L O O April 4, 2008

Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 5, 2008

Custard

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

by daisyface January 11, 2007

custard dragon

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014