Custard

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.

by angastifolia June 22, 2011

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Custard

Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time

That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard

by The J_J February 28, 2022

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Custard

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

by Lisa L O O April 04, 2008

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Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 04, 2008

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