cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

by Banana Joe The Second September 3, 2013

cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

Cucumbering

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

Cucumber

The solid form of water

I hate cucumber, it's just solid water

by I_am_poggers October 29, 2021

cucumbering

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

by laura =) May 16, 2006

Cucumber

The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.

We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.

by ZachFonaas July 16, 2014