by CroutonFanatic101 December 29, 2015
When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.
by god_isnt_real April 4, 2017
good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons
by stevelovescroutons September 30, 2005
A term for the clitoris.
by Emigma January 8, 2011
Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.
So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
Graupe: "What did you do last night?"
Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."
Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."
Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
by Lichstein February 11, 2006
1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.
2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."
2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"
3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."
2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"
3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."
by Plant February 9, 2004
by KingAssassainPro February 21, 2019