1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.
by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 24, 2007
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a slang term for a motorcycle used by people who know nothing about bikes. no self respecting biker will refer to motorcycles as crotch rockets.
guy with glasses "hey golly gawrsh lookit that crotch rocket gee, it's so fast, hyuk hyuk"
by leftnutbroken April 25, 2007
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sport bike . . . period . . all is explained above
crotch rockets own the street . . they are too fast to be compared to cars . . conversation over .. . and I love cars too , but I lose to motorcycles allot . ..
by TurboCorvette April 5, 2003
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A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.
Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
by poundtownhotrain August 19, 2010
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An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
by Babypenis69 July 1, 2015
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