crank

Crystal Methamphetamine made in a shitty little lab, often containing battery acid, bleach, cleanser and many other household chemicals. Yellowish powder in color if it is the worst shit :-)
Do you have any crank to smoke so we can smell stinky shit like burning rubber?
by PumpMasterCunty June 11, 2006
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having a wank whilst crying - emo style.
'He's gone to have a crank'
by a.jones June 11, 2006
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Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.
'ere, you crank, what you doing?
by Jay June 11, 2006
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An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.
1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home

2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.

3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
by axer_89 May 29, 2008
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To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.
I went home after the club and cranked myself into a coma
by wormstir December 09, 2008
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feeling sexy on a sad day
*cranks*
by aaron1234567 August 05, 2008
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To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.
"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"
by Sarah Williams June 25, 2008
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