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1 definition by axer_89

 
1.
An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.
1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home

2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.

3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
by axer_89 May 29, 2008
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