Don't Make me give you cooties!
by jl32194 March 12, 2010
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Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
by Cootieluver33 August 30, 2015
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1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
by Light Joker December 4, 2004
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(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.
One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!
ew that girl has a cooty!
by dippleknot August 6, 2007
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Slang term meaning pussy or vagina
"Dude that chick gotta have the nicest cootie ever!"
by $mitty May 14, 2006
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A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.
Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.
by Webster-Collins July 6, 2010
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