Cooley Run 

When an individual has nothing better to do on a saturday night, so they get a bunch of people to meet up at Burger King, and show off their cars for a while, then haul ass down to Cooley Street in Springfield looking for street races or "1v1's". This may happen more than once on the same night, especially if there is a good "red light challenge!"

I'm more bored than donkey balls, let's get a bunch of kids who have no life but their cars to go on a Cooley Run

Cooley Run by Jack Mihov June 7, 2010

cooley wooley 

Pronounced: Coo-lee Whoo-lee

1. Someone who thinks they did something cool and then acts like they're the shit.

OR

2. Someone who thinks they're just plain cool.

Examples:

1. Guy1: *Scores high in Dragon Punch* (The game commonly seen at bars, where you punch the fuckin thing to see how strong you are.) *........Walks away.*
Guy2: "...What a cooley wooley..."

2. Guy1: *Wearing a cowboy hat or something faggish at a club*
Guy2: "...Hey, check out that cooley wooley."

cooley wooley by B-son January 15, 2008

Cooley Tat 

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

Cooley Tat by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

Cooley kickhams 

The best Gaelic club in the world better they would be the shit outta all other teams and would slap them silly

Wow Cooley kickhams is an amazing Gaelic club

Geraldine’s player :wow I wish I could play for Cooley

Pats player :ye me too there class

Cooley kickhams by God our lord October 7, 2018

cooley middle school 

Cooley is a great school but people think it’s where kids will be fake don’t get me wrong they are but will also say you’ll find a hoe..... but Once you know the school you’ll know Some teachers can be strict and rude but over it’s an okay school. People just misjudged it sometimes!!

What ppl think:
Bethany: Hey Martha hows Cooley Middle School
Martha: Everyone is fake and act like hoes
Bethany: Oh shit

Reality:
Bethany: Hey Martha hows Cooley Middle School
Martha: It’s not that bad tbh
Bethany: Oh shit

cooley middle school by Cooley Middle School September 22, 2019

Chris Cooley 

one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS

fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him

Chris Cooley=Beast

Chris Cooley by aoaoao August 12, 2008

thomas cooley 

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

thomas cooley by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018