Congress

A legislative body that has the real power. They fund and create laws and programs, impeach, and confirm appointments. The president almost always has to get past them before anything can be done. I can understand why its easy to blame the president for everything that is wrong because there is only one president and hundreds of congresspeople, but if you really want to have a voice, get off your butt and contact your local congressperson

Write to your local Senator or Congressperson

by remeber me! July 25, 2010

Congress

A.K.A the opposite of progress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.

by McLovinBro April 27, 2015

Congress

To have sex

"Not Three Weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat."

by DeimosDaWiz May 8, 2023

Congress

The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.

Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress

by Confortably Numb September 29, 2018

Congress

A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.

Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.

by uuuuuuuuggggg November 6, 2013

Congress

A group of idoits

Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff

by Twist3dginger July 8, 2018

Congress

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle

The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.

by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013