The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.
*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?
Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.
Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*
Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.
*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.
Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?
Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.
Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*
Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.
*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.
Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!
by Gold.Emblemsourgummyworms March 16, 2019
A new sensation most likely started by Youtube. It involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. It usually gets a good reaction from the employee.
Stefan: Did you see that video of that guy coning?
Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.
Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.
by Snooooooooooooooooooooooooooop June 25, 2011
substitute for epic bong hit, bowl of weed, etc.
also used as a verb, noun, adjective, anything. (see examples)
also used as a verb, noun, adjective, anything. (see examples)
"i smoked a cone before work and still made 200 dollars in tips off of 5 tables."
"would you like to get coned and play excitebike?"
"do you have any cones or are we going to scrape resin?"
"would you like to get coned and play excitebike?"
"do you have any cones or are we going to scrape resin?"
by conus July 13, 2006
Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.
Past tense: coned.
Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
by JJ October 30, 2003
by Hooked on Chronix October 9, 2008
1. (noun, derogatory) A passenger on a cruise ship.
Crew members refer to passengers as "cones" for two reasons: First, for the first few days of a cruise, passengers don't have their sea legs yet and tend to stagger into crew members in the narrow hallways. They must be dodged like traffic cones. The other reason to dodge cones is that they will invariably stop a crew member to ask a question when the crew member is in a hurry. It is an insulting term used behind passengers' backs.
2. (verb) For a crew member of a cruise liner to have sex with a passenger.
It is against most cruise lines policy for crew members to "fraternize" with passengers. Usually, "coning" is a fireable offense. Nevertheless, some "cone fiends" (a play on "coke fiend") find a thrill in regularly pursuing this dangerous pastime.
Crew members refer to passengers as "cones" for two reasons: First, for the first few days of a cruise, passengers don't have their sea legs yet and tend to stagger into crew members in the narrow hallways. They must be dodged like traffic cones. The other reason to dodge cones is that they will invariably stop a crew member to ask a question when the crew member is in a hurry. It is an insulting term used behind passengers' backs.
2. (verb) For a crew member of a cruise liner to have sex with a passenger.
It is against most cruise lines policy for crew members to "fraternize" with passengers. Usually, "coning" is a fireable offense. Nevertheless, some "cone fiends" (a play on "coke fiend") find a thrill in regularly pursuing this dangerous pastime.
1. Sorry I was late, some fucking cone couldn't find her kid.
2. That moron assistant cruise director got shit-canned for coning, but the ass on that bitch would have almost been worth it!
2. That moron assistant cruise director got shit-canned for coning, but the ass on that bitch would have almost been worth it!
by Bunky42 July 24, 2009
(n) Cone-shaped life form, often orange but occasionally green and very rarely fluoro yellow. Often gathers with similar species around construction sites. Different species of cones are rarely found intermixed with one another.
Species range from very small (sidewalk, 20cm high by 15cm wide) to regular (city, 40cm high by 25cm wide) to huge (highway, 1m high by 45cm wide)
Often the victims of "coneing" (v), a non-competitive team sport where the participants collect large numbers of cones and store them for later use.
Anti-coneing (v) is the opposite action. Usually constituted by coneing off an unpopular person or persons' driveway or street, or simply using cones as crude projectile weapons thrown from moving vehicles.
Anti-coneing is often accompanied by shooting paintballs from slingshots at random targets (usually white vans or 4x4's), and general delinquency.
Species range from very small (sidewalk, 20cm high by 15cm wide) to regular (city, 40cm high by 25cm wide) to huge (highway, 1m high by 45cm wide)
Often the victims of "coneing" (v), a non-competitive team sport where the participants collect large numbers of cones and store them for later use.
Anti-coneing (v) is the opposite action. Usually constituted by coneing off an unpopular person or persons' driveway or street, or simply using cones as crude projectile weapons thrown from moving vehicles.
Anti-coneing is often accompanied by shooting paintballs from slingshots at random targets (usually white vans or 4x4's), and general delinquency.
"Let's go coneing!"
"How did you fit that highway cone in your car?"
"I managed, but it was a raid."
A: "We should anti-cone John's house!"
B: "What about Pam's?"
A: "She's next."
"How did you fit that highway cone in your car?"
"I managed, but it was a raid."
A: "We should anti-cone John's house!"
B: "What about Pam's?"
A: "She's next."
by Traffic-Cone-Liberation-Force September 15, 2004